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17, March 31st. Class of 2015. Surviving. Loving a taken man. Blue eyed. Music and books. "I knew it wasn't too important but it made me sad anyway." - JD Salinger from The Catcher in the Rye

thedrunkpug:

And on the next episode of AHS FREAKSHOW

thedrunkpug:

And on the next episode of AHS FREAKSHOW

stiffnips4wintersoldier:

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

OH MY GOD

kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

disgustinganimals:

whosplayerthree:

disgustinganimals
Is this proper demonstration of neighborly behavior, or no?

building a fence directly onto an offensive animal is excellent behavior.  good fences make good neighbors.

disgustinganimals:

whosplayerthree:

disgustinganimals

Is this proper demonstration of neighborly behavior, or no?

building a fence directly onto an offensive animal is excellent behavior.  good fences make good neighbors.

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

dhadzz:

sexternal:

nonelikerae:

iithil:

things-inbetween:

flurrycolton:

whxtepony:

hannaoliviaway:

almost five years of lovin. And now he sings and plays ukelele songs like “you are my sunshine” for our tiny babe & talks to him/her through my belly button. I’m so sappy and grateful and full-hearted tonight.

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen in my life

fuck my whole life

All my life goals.

I can’t handle how perfect this is.

The only life goal right here.

You are both so incredibly beautiful! Good luck on your future endeavors, and congratulations on the little one!

😟 goals

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

Hell yeah, you go you sensitive, bacteria-filled shark-scabbards